Do YOU?

Do you have:
(01) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
( ) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(02) high-speed internet access (This is not a symptom of being spoiled, just a symptom of being alive ... right?)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(03) a childfree bathroom (Does an underwear-eating little mutt count?)
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool, hot tub
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(04) a queen-size bed or larger
(05) a stocked bar
(06) a working dishwasher (I have a 30 minute commute every day for this. They should totally cancel out.)
( ) an icemaker
(07) a working washer and dryer (Ditto from above)
(08) more than 20 pairs of shoes (I'm not LoniNoShoes.)
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(09) wealthy family members (No, I won't say who!)
( ) two or more family cars
(10) a walk-in closet or pantry (Yes, but I have to share. /pout)
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(11) good credit (Aside from those pesky cell phone bills...)
(12) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(13) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
(14) been on a cruise (Yes, and it was awesome!)
(15) traveled out of the country
(...)
( ) met a celebrity
(16) been to the Caribbean (See, #14)
(17) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(18) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (I assume that Florida and San Diego count.)

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
(19) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party (I was not aware this was considered abnormal.)
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(20) attend private school (... because I loved it so much ...)
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you