All this talk of my artistic career reminds me of a work I didn't do called Glass Scrabble. Monomaniac readers may remember that this came about when I tried to say the phrase Class Struggle in the pub one night, and it came out as Glass Scrabble. This led to my contacting the makers of Scrabble and enquiring whether they would mind if I had a set made entirely out of glass, like a totally see-through set so that Zen Buddhists and conceptual artists could have a game - and yes, I wondered casually if they might wish to contribute to the manufacturing costs in return for a notice under the title declaring, Sponsered by Scrabble. No reply, never got round to doing it, so what's new?